If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink.

Just to look at her act like:

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Then watch the dude sit there like:

 


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You cannot stop me.

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Walk away like a BOSS


LMAO

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pleatedjeans:

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hehe

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tute

tute

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this is for candice <3

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